The Top Ten Trendiest Things

Here is a list of the top ten trendiest things that are hot right now.

1. Weightwatchers(even if your not fat, you could steal lose some)

2. Indy Rock( Hip-hop is dead, and Mainstream music is Soooooo over-rated)

3. Motor Scooters(Global Warming is going to destroy the earth!! People actually believe that)

4. Wii(It's not just kids and nerds playing video games any more. Adults like to rot their brains out too!)

5. Thai Food( Sushi is out, Pah Thai is in)

6.Visiting Thailand(Last year visiting Japan was hot, but now that Thai food is in whens a better time to visit the official land?)

7.Flats( Heels are like OMG uncomfortable, so why not wear something that doesn't hurt to be beautiful?)

8. Apple Products( Anything apple, and I mean anything. People will pay any amount for the new iCrap)

9. Starbucks( How the hell did coffee get so popular? With over 10 thousand locations spread out all over the globe, more people drink coffee now then people did coke back in the 80's. Actually, sometimes I wonder what they put inside those things)

10. Barack Hussein Obama(Those who aren't stupid enough-sorry rednecks- to believe that Obama is an insane Muslim terrorist realize the full potential of our country. If you drink Starbucks, your votin' for Mr. Yes We Can himself, oh and if your black.