Saturday, February 2, 2008

Rambo Bad, Meet The Spartans, Horrible!!

I should have posted this earlier, but I just haven't been motivated to blog. SO you get double!!! Alright, so of course I saw Rambo, I figured it wouldn't be Oscar worthy, but at least entertaining or in this case, actually viewable. Well, it turned out to be a huge dissapointment. With horrbible acting, over acting, under-acting, and well, too-far-fetched action. Like the explosions that blow people into pieces, and the claymore that has the power and distance of an atomic bomb. The worst part about this movie, is Sylvester Stallone himself. Have you ever kept a hot dog in the microwave for too long, and it shrivels up? Well, that's exactly how he looks. Not to mentio that you can't understand 75% of the things he says. So overall, don't see this movie unless you want to regret it. Grade D-(for an attempt)

Meet The Spartans, is one of those movies you expect to be bad, but you see anyways just in case. For the past few years, a few writers have been well "writing" movies that are pretty much spin-offs of Scary Movie. Each one has been horrible, and this ones no different. Absolutely no humor at all, of course, unless your a mindless teen-ager. D-

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