McCrap

For the only reason that my life is not interesting enough, I've decided from this day forward to start posting random crap. By random crap I mean random words that I will define for you every day. Here's the first -everword of the day(can be nouns, adjectives, and verbs, or words that or both verbs and nouns like "superman")

McDonald's- A fast food eatery of what in which is led by Big Brother himself, Jim Skinner.

Example: (child) Mommy take me to McDonald's right now!!! I want the new Panda toy!!!!

(Mom) Ok sweety, as long as you promise to stay with grandma and don't complain while mom go's out and get's drunk. Hopefully to find a man with alot of money to knock mommy up. Then you can have a sister, and we will live in a big house!

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The Quirky Graduation Of The Class Of 08 Along With A Bunch Of Random Stuff Like Cauldrons And Stuff That Sounds Like A Harry Potter Chapter Title

Yesterday was the day I was finally released fresh out the oven into a world of my own. A world of Independence in which you rely on your self and only your self. This world is called reality. Luckily, I've been through reality before, and it's not so bad. Actually, I'd prefer it over an ersatz dream-like creation. Any who, I'm a new man, and I'm happy about it! So I was just curious to know, but it seems like schools here in Chicago make a pretty big deal about 8th grade graduation. Well, that is if you consider a ceremony fully packed with wheeping parents, and long, maroon-colored gowns. As was mentioned to me before, when I spoke to my mother she was wondering why the extra-mile? She is a wonderer, but It leads me to believe that in the West Coast, there is no ceremony of the sort. Any reasons or comments?

Europe - The Final Countdown

Oh yeah, here's the video, and I forgot to mention that I'm changing the background on my blog for the new year.

It's The Final Countdown

After a brief vow of silence(I'm Awesome), I've decided to now and forever forward use spellcheck and grammar check. This means the following; you still get the hilarity that comes with reading a super hero's, blog except you may be able to actually understand the sentences your reading, and well, nuff said. So now, to the point of this post. As some of you know,(pedophiles, spoiler alert warning!) I am of the age in which a little boy becomes a man(or teenager with raging hormones for that matter) and that includes graduating the 8th grade.
Now this is a first, but my school has put together a graduation "ceremony" or whatever you like to call for the future failers and successors. Guess what? To my surprise, everyone is graduating. That even includes those who should be graduating senior year of high-school by now! Yay! Now, it's all fun in games until someone gets hurt, or the entire 8th grade has to sing the national gay anthem ,"The Way We Were" by non other than Baba Streisand her menopausal self. Ah, the memories we will forget. Someday, I will think back to the very next day from to day and say, 'Wow, was I really that popular?'. Did I mention apple has recently revealed the new $200 8gb iphone, and the $300 16 gig? Anyway, if it makes you feel any better(people who couldn't stand waiting 6 months until the iphone got cheaper) here's some optimism found in Europe's 'Final Countdown". Above!!!

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The Top Ten Trendiest Things

Here is a list of the top ten trendiest things that are hot right now.

1. Weightwatchers(even if your not fat, you could steal lose some)

2. Indy Rock( Hip-hop is dead, and Mainstream music is Soooooo over-rated)

3. Motor Scooters(Global Warming is going to destroy the earth!! People actually believe that)

4. Wii(It's not just kids and nerds playing video games any more. Adults like to rot their brains out too!)

5. Thai Food( Sushi is out, Pah Thai is in)

6.Visiting Thailand(Last year visiting Japan was hot, but now that Thai food is in whens a better time to visit the official land?)

7.Flats( Heels are like OMG uncomfortable, so why not wear something that doesn't hurt to be beautiful?)

8. Apple Products( Anything apple, and I mean anything. People will pay any amount for the new iCrap)

9. Starbucks( How the hell did coffee get so popular? With over 10 thousand locations spread out all over the globe, more people drink coffee now then people did coke back in the 80's. Actually, sometimes I wonder what they put inside those things)

10. Barack Hussein Obama(Those who aren't stupid enough-sorry rednecks- to believe that Obama is an insane Muslim terrorist realize the full potential of our country. If you drink Starbucks, your votin' for Mr. Yes We Can himself, oh and if your black.